Hair Gel Enthusiast Pillows

'There's nothing wrong with having pride in your appearance Ronald. But couldn't you use a tad less hair gel?'

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"Absolutely not!"

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

Curling your hair for no reason

INSTANT GREY HAIR TREATMENT.

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

Square Cut

'Doris,I told you not to use that sweet smelling Hair spray.'

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

Missing my hair.

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

'More hair than brains.'

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

The barber

"Look on the bright side – the Rogaine worked!"

"First, go fix your head. You've got Hibernation Head."

Hairstyles

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

"Do you carry any shampoos that have been tested on little kittens?"

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

Bald man spraying his head with hairspray

GURLERS

Bald man with a brush on his head

"Fashion over function!"

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

Man with lots of hair, holding a bottle of hair tonic waits outside of the patents office.