Hair Gel Enthusiast Gifts

'There's nothing wrong with having pride in your appearance Ronald. But couldn't you use a tad less hair gel?'

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

"Absolutely not!"

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

Curling your hair for no reason

INSTANT GREY HAIR TREATMENT.

Square Cut

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

'Doris,I told you not to use that sweet smelling Hair spray.'

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

Missing my hair.

'More hair than brains.'

The barber

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

"Look on the bright side – the Rogaine worked!"

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

This year I'm a different person. I'm starting school as the new, cooler me. Way to go, Twig! Diner. Everyone will notice the change. It feels kind of risky. I've never worn my hair down!

Hairstyles

"First, go fix your head. You've got Hibernation Head."

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

"Fashion over function!"

"Do you carry any shampoos that have been tested on little kittens?"

Bald man with a brush on his head

Bald man spraying his head with hairspray

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

GURLERS

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

Moses gives his wife split ends