'They don't allow ponytails.'
Hair Gel Devotee Gifts
Looking for a gift for your hair gel devotee? Discover humorous and personalized items that capture their passion for perfect hair. Whether it's a quirky mug, a witty t-shirt, or bold home decor, find the perfect way to celebrate their dedication to fabulous hair every day.
'Something for the weekend, Sir?'
Ernie Studios. Hi, Ernie. What movies are you working on? We have a script about astronauts marooned on a planet filed with talking gorillas who are in hard economic times. I think I'll call it "The Apes of Wrath"! We're casting "Reignman." The central character is a savant monarch. And we're filming a movie about a suburban town populated by women with strange, long hair ... It's called "The Stepford Weaves."
The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.
Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.
"Absolutely not!"
"Be creative...!"
'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'
One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year
"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."
Curling your hair for no reason
'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'
INSTANT GREY HAIR TREATMENT.
"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"
"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"
Missing my hair.
Square Cut
"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"
"We have a very special relationship with our barber."
'Doris,I told you not to use that sweet smelling Hair spray.'
'More hair than brains.'
The barber
Hairstyles
"First, go fix your head. You've got Hibernation Head."
This year I'm a different person. I'm starting school as the new, cooler me. Way to go, Twig! Diner. Everyone will notice the change. It feels kind of risky. I've never worn my hair down!
"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"
"Look on the bright side – the Rogaine worked!"
Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.
The Anti-flat shampoo worked.
"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."
Bald man spraying his head with hairspray
Georgian head-dress
'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'
"Fashion over function!"
'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'
Hair Gel Devotee Gifts Collection
Hair Gel Devotee Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs for hair gel enthusiasts—perfect for making their coffee break as fun as their hair styling routine.
Hair Gel Devotee Pillows
Pillows that showcase their love for hair styling—ideal for adding personality to their sofa or bed.
Hair Gel Devotee Prints
Brighten up their space with prints that celebrate hair enthusiasm—quirky, stylish, and full of personality.
Hair Gel Devotee T-Shirts
Find the perfect t-shirt for hair gel lovers who take their style seriously while keeping it lighthearted and fun.