Gunsmithing Gifts

'Well, yes, I guess so; the Warmington AR-20 could drop a man at 500 metres.'

'There ain't no rules, Joe. That's why it's called The Wild West.'

"Since the cracked down on gun licences there's some bleedin awful shots about!"

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

Gun laws US

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

"Scotch and water musick."

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

"Especially modified you say..."

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

'Pull...'

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

Son, you'll never be quick on the draw unless you pull your dang pants up.

"Bang!"

"I told you, I can’t scratch your belly right now."

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

Progress?

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

'Shh, Ben's running it right to us. That's his 'I've got everything under control' howl.'

"Belly rubs later, girl. Belly rubs later."

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

Gun Ego

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

"Hon, where's the butter?"

"The way I see it, the Constitution cuts both ways. The First Amendment gives you the right to say what you want, but the Second Amendment gives me the right to shoot you for it."

'Don't tell anyone I asked... but why don't we have muskets?'