Gunsmithing Pillows

'Well, yes, I guess so; the Warmington AR-20 could drop a man at 500 metres.'

"Since the cracked down on gun licences there's some bleedin awful shots about!"

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

Gun laws US

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

"Scotch and water musick."

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

"Especially modified you say..."

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

'Pull...'

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

"I told you, I can’t scratch your belly right now."

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

Progress?

"Bang!"

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

'Shh, Ben's running it right to us. That's his 'I've got everything under control' howl.'

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

"Belly rubs later, girl. Belly rubs later."

Gun Ego

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

"Hon, where's the butter?"

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

"The way I see it, the Constitution cuts both ways. The First Amendment gives you the right to say what you want, but the Second Amendment gives me the right to shoot you for it."

'Don't tell anyone I asked... but why don't we have muskets?'

"It helps prevent side collisions."

'My therapist cured me of using humour as a defence, these days I pack a .45.'

'I counted six shots! Rush him before he can reload!'