Gunsmith Pillows

'Well, yes, I guess so; the Warmington AR-20 could drop a man at 500 metres.'

"My gun's in the shop. Let's establish a dialogue."

'That gunsmith wanted an arm and a leg to fix my gun.I said i could fix it myself.'

'Now this gun can shoot ducks flying or sitting.'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

The Gun that made the West feel good about itself

Yeah, maybe this would work better outside.

'It's what we were afraid of, Virgil. Someone's selling guns to the Indians.'

'Yes,I did order an extra barrel, but it was for my shotgun.'

Dave had a new neighbour above him but he wasn't there for long.

'I know it's not finished. You made me promise to stay within the the estimate I gave you.'

'I thought you understood the estimate didn't include parts and labor.'

In Texas, Smith and Wesson beats a royal flush.

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

Gun laws US

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

"Scotch and water musick."

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'

"Especially modified you say..."

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

'Pull...'

"Does the N.R.A. know about this?"

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

"Bang!"

Firearms Museum. Blunderbuss. That's funny, I always thought a "blunderbuss" was a messed-up kiss.

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

Son, you'll never be quick on the draw unless you pull your dang pants up.