Gung-ho Adventurer Gifts

"We're making some real progress, except, of course, you're still holding a gun."

"Good game."

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

Parachuting bishop.

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

urban agriculture

"Great - really great - but I'd still like to get out of the house every once in a while."

'And so you can imagine our surprise when we discovered our hall closet was the gateway to hell!'

Spiritual Show Observed by the Grim Reaper.

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

"Just our luck. We finalyy conquer space travel only to be consumed by a wormhole."

'It's nothing personal, Donald; I just need more space.'

Joan of Arch

Intermediate Slouching.

"I'm sort of hesitant to remind him that his work-from-home days are over starting Monday."

Vegicurious

Nude Beach/Perv Bluff

"I switched hobbies from tropical fish to gardening. I won't feel so bad if I kill a plant."

'Back home, it's probably Happy Hour now!'

"Hurry children, space is limited!"

Stay at Home Yellowstone.

The Hot Air Sports Club AGM

Excalibur sword in lake slicing boat in half.

'Honey, don't forget to water the plants!'

'EEEEHA!'

"What did it say on the seed packet?"

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 5.

'Fancy a night on the tiles, Ivy?'

"This is what the city pays us for, DiAngelo!"

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

When they said more people were choosing to holiday at home I think they meant in the UK

'I always drink from a travel mug at home. It makes me feel like I'm out of the house.'