Bumbling Adventurer Gifts

Mountain climbing, next exit...(Man posting sign falls).

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Skiing.

First aid in mountains

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

Happy Hour

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!'

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

"All the celebrities come here."

Easter Egg Delivery

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

'Have you been working out?'

Windmill

Skier flying past mountains

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

Avalanche skiing is a RUSH!

'Parents are so inconsistent. They spend all day avoiding soil loss and all night promoting it.'

'Boat Launch'

"It's called being preemptive."

'Ah, 'man's best friend' and it's brought by a dog.'

St Bernard with Cappucino, Espresso, and Latte.

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

"I'm referring you to a specialist."

Three years ago during a special episode of the Ask Sadie™ show, our resident octogenarian asked readers for advice about how she could deal with her midlife crisis. You should try a radical makeover. When I hit midlife, I dyed my hair, got some tattoos, and dropped 75 pounds. My husband barely recognized me when he returned from overseas. He was not happy with my "new self," so I divorced him rather than change who I'd become. It was the best decision I'd made since I cut my thieving mother out

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

'How do I know your ours?'