Bumbling Adventurer Pillows

Mountain climbing, next exit...(Man posting sign falls).

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Skiing.

First aid in mountains

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

Happy Hour

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!'

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

Easter Egg Delivery

"All the celebrities come here."

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

'Have you been working out?'

Skier flying past mountains

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

Windmill

Avalanche skiing is a RUSH!

'Parents are so inconsistent. They spend all day avoiding soil loss and all night promoting it.'

"It's called being preemptive."

'Ah, 'man's best friend' and it's brought by a dog.'

St Bernard with Cappucino, Espresso, and Latte.

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

'Boat Launch'

"I'm referring you to a specialist."

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

'How do I know your ours?'

'When you said 'walkies'...'