Gung-ho Adventurer Mugs

"We're making some real progress, except, of course, you're still holding a gun."

"Good game."

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

Parachuting bishop.

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

Tree's Tree Nursery. Get this. Dad is selling those goofy upside-down tomato planters. What idiot would buy them? Thanks! I'll let you know how it works! My idiotic bio teacher.

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

urban agriculture

"Great - really great - but I'd still like to get out of the house every once in a while."

'And so you can imagine our surprise when we discovered our hall closet was the gateway to hell!'

Spiritual Show Observed by the Grim Reaper.

"Just our luck. We finalyy conquer space travel only to be consumed by a wormhole."

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

'Golfers rowing a viking longboat.'

'It's nothing personal, Donald; I just need more space.'

Intermediate Slouching.

Joan of Arch

"I'm sort of hesitant to remind him that his work-from-home days are over starting Monday."

Vegicurious

Nude Beach/Perv Bluff

'Back home, it's probably Happy Hour now!'

"Hurry children, space is limited!"

Stay at Home Yellowstone.

The Hot Air Sports Club AGM

"I switched hobbies from tropical fish to gardening. I won't feel so bad if I kill a plant."

Excalibur sword in lake slicing boat in half.

'Honey, don't forget to water the plants!'

'EEEEHA!'

"This is what the city pays us for, DiAngelo!"

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 5.

'Fancy a night on the tiles, Ivy?'

"What did it say on the seed packet?"

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

When they said more people were choosing to holiday at home I think they meant in the UK