Gun Shop Employee Gifts

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'Pull...'

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

'Hey babe, I got two tickets to the gun show, you interested?'

'Of course I will! Hey, I can't go wrong - my brother is a divorce lawyer and my dad is a gun dealer!'

"O.K., but let's say you have up to six hundred intruders per minute."

'Yeah, yeah, the ammo is included. ... OK, so remember - anyone asks? You've never seen me before in your life.'

'It's what we were afraid of, Virgil. Someone's selling guns to the Indians.'

"For extra protection, this one is armed with a tiny gun of its own."

'I just never thought you would turn into such a clock watcher.'

Printing Room

'Well, yes, I guess so; the Warmington AR-20 could drop a man at 500 metres.'

Abuse or harassment of staff will not be tolerated

'Yes,I did order an extra barrel,but for my shotgun.'

The Gun that made the West feel good about itself

"How mushy do you like your peas..?"

Fido's begging days were over.

'There ought to be background checks before people can vote.'

"My gun's in the shop. Let's establish a dialogue."

"Since the cracked down on gun licences there's some bleedin awful shots about!"

'Would you like to join our frequent shooter club?'

'Our tests show this to be a more aerodynamic position.'

'How did the shark get a gun?'

"Could you deliver 500 pizzas over there at the sports shop? Just ask for Hank at the frisbee department."

"This duck call costs more than my cell phone did."

"Mister, can you show me how to shoot my quills?"

Liberal Arts Diploma.

'Now this gun can shoot ducks flying or sitting.'

'So, how was your day at work, dear?'

Gun shop owner dies from arrow in back.

"Stay away from the piranha tank."