Gun Shop Workers Gifts

"Mister, can you show me how to shoot my quills?"

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

'You've agreed to work Sundays, haven't you!'

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...

What?

'Hey babe, I got two tickets to the gun show, you interested?'

"O.K., but let's say you have up to six hundred intruders per minute."

"You got the chip shop gig, then?"

'It's what we were afraid of, Virgil. Someone's selling guns to the Indians.'

"For extra protection, this one is armed with a tiny gun of its own."

"No the you shop noise doesn't bother me. This protects me from the incessant Christmas music."

'Well, yes, I guess so; the Warmington AR-20 could drop a man at 500 metres.'

Abuse or harassment of staff will not be tolerated

Yeah, maybe this would work better outside.

'Yes,I did order an extra barrel,but for my shotgun.'

Fido's begging days were over.

'Wild Bill Hiccup: Would-be scourge of the Wild West...'

'There ought to be background checks before people can vote.'

'The management of this shop take the threat of swine flu in their stride.'

"How mushy do you like your peas..?"

The Gun that made the West feel good about itself

"My gun's in the shop. Let's establish a dialogue."

'Our tests show this to be a more aerodynamic position.'

"Could you deliver 500 pizzas over there at the sports shop? Just ask for Hank at the frisbee department."

"I'd feel safer if you were an ex-marine with a gun collection."

"I stockpiled all my guns, just in case tyranny came to America. Well, it's here!"

"This duck call costs more than my cell phone did."

"Since the cracked down on gun licences there's some bleedin awful shots about!"

"Couldn't get a gun permit."

'Would you like to join our frequent shooter club?'

'The new incentive scheme seems to be working!'

Liberal Arts Diploma.