Gun Game Haver Gifts

Ground Game!

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

Can You Spot the Differences?

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

'That was fun!'

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Holiday time.

Bowled over again!

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

'Super Dog'

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

Mixed Doubles.

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

'How about a game of cards?'

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

Alternative fielding positions

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

The First Annual Game Show Week.

"How should we divide the teams?"

Funky Facts: Football.

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'