Guitar-strumming Manager Gifts

"Let me do all the singing."

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

"Can you forget about that damn moon for two seconds and lend me a hand with the harmony?"

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

"This next one's called 'Song for Me'."

'This is impressive, Roberts, but I'm not sure that it qualifies as work-place leadership.'

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

Blues artis's daily list

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

"I don't consider a missing four million dollars to be 'monkeyshines'."

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

"Unfortunately, father never quite got over being asked to reform the band for Live Aid in the '80s."

"I'll be broadminded up in heaven, but here on earth you're still a whore..."

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

Serenade for you...

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

"The boss is the fatherly type. He never fires anybody."

'Elaine, take a ditty.'

"Butcher a tune for you today, ma'am?"

"Well of course you're depressed... You're a country and western singer."

How hit songs get their names

"..Not cloudy all day."

'I could have been the next Neil Young, but my ol' man made me take singing lessons.'

"Here's a blues number written about my inability to remember computer passwords."

"Here's a little song I wrote in prison. Actually, I was at Motor Vehicle renewing my license, but it SEEMED like prison."

'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.'

Air Sitar.

'Rock and roll's so middle class nowadays.'

This next song is also about food. I probably don't even need to say that anymore, do I.

"Not tonight, hon—I've got a heartache."