"Next, I'd like to play 'Guantanamera.'"
Guitar Newbie Gifts
Looking for a gift for a budding guitarist? Our unique collection blends humor and encouragement, perfect for anyone just starting out. Find mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that cheer on their musical adventure and make their new hobby even more special.
"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."
"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"
"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"
"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."
Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!
'What rhymes with D minus?'
Eric Clapton.
BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'
“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”
"Can you forget about that damn moon for two seconds and lend me a hand with the harmony?"
"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."
Jeff Beck.
Steve Howe.
Bashful in Nashville
Didgeridoo
'I know I'm not a kitten, I know I'm sorta fat, But if you will adopt me, I'll be your lovin' cat.' Caption:Shelter Cat Blues
And this is a little ditty I wrote called 'the third quarters profit and loss account' ...Colin often wished that he'd followed his first love and taken up a career as a musician
B.B. King
Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'
"As a member of the Sunday praise team you are not allowed to "change it up", whenever you feel led."
"Baldo, why do you make fun of my playing?"
Love birds playing a guitar.
Jimmy Page.
'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.'
Cockerel sings the blues...
' I said, you WIN, I'll pay your dorm rent!!!'
'I still have mood swings, but music has given me a way at last to monetize them.'
'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'
Zappo's Air Guitars.
"How many verses of 'Froggie Went A-Courting' are there, Jay, before your pill kicks in?"
Campground Conductor
"We've hit the jackpot! It's Ed Sheeran's songwriting formula."
Mexican Serenade.
Hat Boxes, in the Closet
Guitar Newbie Gifts Collection
Guitar Newbie Mugs
Explore our range of mugs perfect for guitar newbies, from humorous to inspiring designs to kickstart their musical mornings.
Guitar Newbie Pillows
Discover cozy pillows with witty and motivational designs, ideal for creating a dedicated practice space for guitar newbies.
Guitar Newbie Prints
Find inspiring prints that encourage and celebrate guitar beginners as they progress on their musical path.
Guitar Newbie T-Shirts
Check out our stylish t-shirts for guitar beginners, combining comfort with fun designs that celebrate their musical journey.