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"Next, I'd like to play 'Guantanamera.'"

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

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'What rhymes with D minus?'

Eric Clapton.

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

"Can you forget about that damn moon for two seconds and lend me a hand with the harmony?"

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

Jeff Beck.

Steve Howe.

Bashful in Nashville

Didgeridoo

'I know I'm not a kitten, I know I'm sorta fat, But if you will adopt me, I'll be your lovin' cat.' Caption:Shelter Cat Blues

And this is a little ditty I wrote called 'the third quarters profit and loss account' ...Colin often wished that he'd followed his first love and taken up a career as a musician

B.B. King

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

"As a member of the Sunday praise team you are not allowed to "change it up", whenever you feel led."

"Baldo, why do you make fun of my playing?"

Love birds playing a guitar.

Jimmy Page.

'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.'

Cockerel sings the blues...

' I said, you WIN, I'll pay your dorm rent!!!'

'I still have mood swings, but music has given me a way at last to monetize them.'

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

Zappo's Air Guitars.

"How many verses of 'Froggie Went A-Courting' are there, Jay, before your pill kicks in?"

Campground Conductor

"We've hit the jackpot! It's Ed Sheeran's songwriting formula."

Mexican Serenade.

Hat Boxes, in the Closet