Guinea Pig For Diets Pillows

'Try this diet and if it works, I'll try it!'

"Where do we put Desserts?"

Before/After

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

Vegetarian Nightmare.

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

'I'm not sure how to break this to you all... the Atkins diet is back.'

"I can't have anything that's a food."

'It's good that you're taking vitamins... but you need to stop BUTTERING them.'

'It counts as one of your five portions a day.'

"I'm worried you're not getting enough fruit and vegetables."

Experimental Free Range Guinea Pigs For Sale.

"No, we don't sell gluten-free gluten."

"I was the first one to work completely gluten free."

I've been on this green leafy diet for months...

Pigeon Master

'I'll have a BLT sandwich -- hold the 'B'.'

'Fad diet. The weight will come right back.'

'First, wool. Then, lamb chops, Now they've got us creating antibiotics for them.'

'It's important to watch the amount of iron in his diet, too much and he'll only point north.'

The little-known guinea pig gauchos of the western Andes.

'Uh... did you say you are on a lead diet?' 'Dude... it's all natural!'

Wife to husband about pigs in kitchen: 'Sometimes I wish you weren't the county's champion hog caller.'

"I don't eat meat or fish, so I can't tell you much about the specials."

'Guess who made it through the winter?'

"Our menu is divided into three sections... low carb, low sodium and WTF!"

Mature Cat Formula.

'Between you and me, I'm fed up being a guinea pig.'

'Imprisoned for life? Are you sure?'

'Guinea pig - without whose help...'

'I'm de-toxing my bookshelves.'

Having been banned from playing with toy guns, Billy improvises.

"It's lactose-free! It's chemistry-free! It's free from animal by-products! It's the milk without milk!!!"

The Food Free Food Aisle