Animal-friendly Diets Pillows

"It's lactose-free! It's chemistry-free! It's free from animal by-products! It's the milk without milk!!!"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

Vegetarian Birds

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

"Nowadays, it's all about who you know, not what you know."

Holding up a child so he can feed a giraffe.

Can we have our hedgehog back please?(Hedgehog is stuck to the tree)

'No collar, no din-din,' said Mrs. Flint firmly. 'Omigosh,' thought Larry, 'Fifi will never give it back!'

"I only invest in alternative meat products, so I reject the terms 'Bull' and 'Bear'."

"I'm thinking of switching to an all vegan diet...based on carrots...mainly carrots..."

'I don't think that brand of cat food is very healthy.'

"What've you got that's good for vegans?"

A woman breaks a loaf of bread into breadcrumbs for the ducks.

Go Veggie...

'I'm not comfort eating . . . she's comfort feeding.'

"He won't wait for me to open the can."

"As vegan zombies, are we allowed to eat brains?"

'You're just throwing it on the ground? -- It wouldn't kill you to bring along some paper plates.'

'Was it your idea to have it catered?'

"No fog lips, rat guts or bat teeth? I hate going vegan!"

"This is our new product consultant."

"Has someone forgotten the cucumber slice and lemon wedge in my spring water again, Edna?"

"My veganism begins and ends with eating insects."

"Everyone, stop looking delicious. The vegans are back and that tofurkey jerky won't keep them back much longer."

No, I can get slow, sick and weak at home

"Ey up, guys! Here comes the slaughter mower - everyone Duck!"

'First, wool. Then, lamb chops, Now they've got us creating antibiotics for them.'

'It's important to watch the amount of iron in his diet, too much and he'll only point north.'