Animal-friendly Diets T-Shirts

"It's lactose-free! It's chemistry-free! It's free from animal by-products! It's the milk without milk!!!"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

Vegetarian Birds

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

"Nowadays, it's all about who you know, not what you know."

Holding up a child so he can feed a giraffe.

"I only invest in alternative meat products, so I reject the terms 'Bull' and 'Bear'."

'No collar, no din-din,' said Mrs. Flint firmly. 'Omigosh,' thought Larry, 'Fifi will never give it back!'

Can we have our hedgehog back please?(Hedgehog is stuck to the tree)

"I'm thinking of switching to an all vegan diet...based on carrots...mainly carrots..."

'I don't think that brand of cat food is very healthy.'

A woman breaks a loaf of bread into breadcrumbs for the ducks.

Go Veggie...

"He won't wait for me to open the can."

'I'm not comfort eating . . . she's comfort feeding.'

"As vegan zombies, are we allowed to eat brains?"

"My veganism begins and ends with eating insects."

"Has someone forgotten the cucumber slice and lemon wedge in my spring water again, Edna?"

"Everyone, stop looking delicious. The vegans are back and that tofurkey jerky won't keep them back much longer."

'Was it your idea to have it catered?'

"No fog lips, rat guts or bat teeth? I hate going vegan!"

'You're just throwing it on the ground? -- It wouldn't kill you to bring along some paper plates.'

"This is our new product consultant."

"Ey up, guys! Here comes the slaughter mower - everyone Duck!"

'First, wool. Then, lamb chops, Now they've got us creating antibiotics for them.'

'It's important to watch the amount of iron in his diet, too much and he'll only point north.'