Guilty Pleasure Enthusiasts Gifts

'I really enjoyed that, but if anyone ask, don't you dare tell them we watched it.'

Things I should be proud of - but am not. Things I shouldn't be proud of - but am.

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

'I'm not motivated by profit, Henderson - I'm motivated by excessive profit.'

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

A couple decides what to watch.

"I'm a monster."

Rodeos

"Ever since my great fall, I've been searching for that same adrenaline rush."

People hanging on to the horns of the raging bull of 'Business'

"It's my extreme sports camera. I thought it would be cool to show my mom what I do at work."

"Sugar, trans fats, and an adorable dead baby lamb. Cash back?"

Emperor penguins attempting to fly.

Golf escape.

'Hello, yes, I'd like to order 200 packs of the sweets you can eat between meals.'

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

"Never mind how I got up here — what happened to Grandma?!"

A Donut Ride Outside of a Police Station

"It's my day off."

"I'd like a job filled with adventure where there'd be a good chance of claiming compensation."

'Why couldn't your father have a normal midlife crisis, buy a convertible, or even have an affair with some young bimbo?'

"And you laughed when I had it installed."

The Food of Shame.

"We always see a spike after April 15th."

"If you're as smart a refrigerator as they say you are, you'll keep your mouth shut about this."

"You live very near the edge, don't you"

Wet Wipes: My Guilty Secret

Theories Of Everything: 'Everything would be perfect if I had a dirt bike.'

'Are you ready to experience what no man has ever achieved before?'

'Then there's the thrill of the chase. You'll never get that with soybeans.'

"If a bowl of ice cream isn't the answer, you're asking the wrong question."

Scuba Skater