Guillotine Collector Gifts

Failed execution.

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

The tooth fairy.

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

Money Bar.

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

'This is where I keep my investment portfolio.'

'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'

'Looks like we'll have to break into the piggy bank to find our endowment funding.'

'What can you get with a quarter?'

Money god

The Oxford Comma Coin

Dept. of the Treasury

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

'It's a penny slot--give me a hundred.'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

"This is Fluffy, my pet money."

Piggy Bank Coin I.V.

A Rifle Competition in the North

'This is great! -- I should have thought of tax simplification years ago!'

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

Man feeding fish banks with money, not food.

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

'We should have removed that sign.'

"I think it's time we cashed in our spare change. We could probably pay off our house."