Guillotine Collector Pillows

Failed execution.

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

The tooth fairy.

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Bribes for Jabs

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Money Bar.

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

'This is where I keep my investment portfolio.'

'Looks like we'll have to break into the piggy bank to find our endowment funding.'

'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'

Dept. of the Treasury

Money god

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'What can you get with a quarter?'

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'It's a penny slot--give me a hundred.'

The Oxford Comma Coin

"This is Fluffy, my pet money."

Piggy Bank Coin I.V.

Alien attack in the 1950s

A Rifle Competition in the North

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

'This is great! -- I should have thought of tax simplification years ago!'

Man feeding fish banks with money, not food.

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

'We should have removed that sign.'