Guidance Counsellor Gifts

'Just because everyone applauded when you dropped your lunch tray in the cafeteria, doesn't mean that you should pursue a career in show business.'

'Don't trust people Billy, they'll only hurt you.'

"Have you considered vlogging?"

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'I have this fear of the real world...'

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

'Look, you can only do so much!'

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

'The meaning of communinication is the response we get'

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

America, are we learning anything?

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

Licensed Therapist

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

"I bought it off the therapist who's helping me kick my compulsive shopping disorder."

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

'Do you think it might be possible that what you wear could be a contributing factor to your relationship problems?'

Three gates of hell: marriage counseling, investments, company meetings

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"And you're certain these are accidents?"