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At the signing of J.D. Burrow's best selling Guest book.

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"Meet The Author"

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

Nathaniel Hawthorne

Thomas Mann.

Victor Hugo

First Novels.

Reading my Critics

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

The Dorrie Decimal System

Television Readers.

"Now I really hate poetry."

Blue Stockings

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

Voltaire

'He likes to power nap.'

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

John Bunyan

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Silence of the Chickens...

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Characters jumping out of a book.

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

Don Quixote

"I try to write a little bit every day."

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."