Guest Book Enthusiast Prints

At the signing of J.D. Burrow's best selling Guest book.

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"Meet The Author"

First Novels.

Nathaniel Hawthorne

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

Thomas Mann.

Reading my Critics

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

The Dorrie Decimal System

Voltaire

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

'He likes to power nap.'

Blue Stockings

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

Television Readers.

"Now I really hate poetry."

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Silence of the Chickens...

John Bunyan

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Characters jumping out of a book.

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Don Quixote

"I try to write a little bit every day."

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

"Oh, this old thing?"