Grumpy Boss Enthusiast Gifts

"You have a certain kind of charm, haven't you, Mr. Beadle? Well, that's all right. I'm not totally opposed to charm."

Sign on desk reads: 'Thanks for not wishing me a nice day.'

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

"There has been a sharp increase in his cantankerousness."

"Jenkins, come in and pull up a bean bag."

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

"Ah, Stevens—sit anywhere."

Grumpy old merry men.

Self-Employment

'We're not clear who is running your company.'

'Life is like a box of chocolate laxatives!' - Forest Grump

Grumpy Old Men

'Shred that last mental note I gave you.'

"To be perfectly honest, Tarquin, I get fed up listening to your stories about 'the good old days'."

'Kids get right up my nose!'

'You'll find, Smith, that there's a very relaxed atmosphere in this office.'

'Self-help books for cynics'

At the Irritable Bowel Syndrome Convention.

'It's not just drugs - Fenton has zero tolerance for everything!'

'Now, now, Mancini, we all have to start somewhere!'

"People keep telling me that it takes more facial muscles to frown than it does to smile... I tell them that I am working out."

'He's in a male 60 panic mode.'

Uncle Murray Weekly

"Well, we’ve covered the weather, my prostate, your incontinence … I suppose our idiot children are up next?"

'Maybe the world isn't getting less friendly, maybe you're just getting grumpier.'

'Maybe the world isn't getting less friendly, maybe you're getting grumpier.'

Wife about mad man leaving church: 'You'll have to excuse my husband. He always wakes up grumpy.'

'She scares the hell out of me. She's creative, brainy and sexy.'

'And don't bother your father. He tossed and turned all winter.'

"Everything okay, Wilson?"

'The problem with politics is politicians!'

"'Ere! I've been readin' about you in the paper. Winnin' £10 million's made you sad, lonely an' bitter!"

"He's angry about getting old."

'When did I become so old and morose?' 'I know. It seems only yesterday you were young and morose.'

Bob's decision to replace the sales team with hotcakes really paid off.