Grumpy Bear Pillows

'Quick, the coffee!'

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

"There has been a sharp increase in his cantankerousness."

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

Grumpy old merry men.

"I don't care if we did hibernate all Winter, I'm still tired."

'I try to avoid the trap of letting my idleness define me.'

"Oh my God with the singing!"

Meeting at the Grumpy Old Men's Pub.

Moanathon.

"If you're going out, pick up some candles."

"He might be moody, but he's the best in the city...and worth every penny!"

"Sometimes, on days like this, I feel like the world is conspiring to make me happy."

'Self-help books for cynics'

'To be honest, you're the only one who sometimes bothers to hear my complaints.'

"He's learning how to mutter in Spanish

"Oh, my arthurs a breeder too, contempt mainly!"

"Being in the now today sure ain't like the good ol' now!"

'FQ...?'

'No.'

'Face it Marvin, you're a madstrom of conflicting emotions.'

'Did he just flip me the feeding fish?'

'And don't bother your father. He tossed and turned all winter.'

"Everything okay, Wilson?"

Pissed-off hour.

Moan Pig.

'Mrs Gridlington doesn't like being referred to as 'duck' or 'dearie'...so I just call her 'the old trout'!'

'Well, Mr. Grumpy, who got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning?'

Have A Nice Day (piss off)

"You hearing aid you miserable, mean, catankerous old git."

I don't know what my beef is today...