Grumpy Bear Prints

'Quick, the coffee!'

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

"There has been a sharp increase in his cantankerousness."

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

'It's a bloody-cross-breed.'

Grumpy old merry men.

"I don't care if we did hibernate all Winter, I'm still tired."

Meeting at the Grumpy Old Men's Pub.

'I try to avoid the trap of letting my idleness define me.'

"Oh my God with the singing!"

'You only love me because you haven't got a boyfriend!'

Moanathon.

"If you're going out, pick up some candles."

'To be honest, you're the only one who sometimes bothers to hear my complaints.'

"Sometimes, on days like this, I feel like the world is conspiring to make me happy."

'Self-help books for cynics'

"He might be moody, but he's the best in the city...and worth every penny!"

"Being in the now today sure ain't like the good ol' now!"

'FQ...?'

"Oh, my arthurs a breeder too, contempt mainly!"

"He's learning how to mutter in Spanish

'No.'

"Everything okay, Wilson?"

'And don't bother your father. He tossed and turned all winter.'

Moan Pig.

Pissed-off hour.

'Did he just flip me the feeding fish?'

'Face it Marvin, you're a madstrom of conflicting emotions.'

'Not now - I'm under a lot of atmospheric pressure.'

'Mrs Gridlington doesn't like being referred to as 'duck' or 'dearie'...so I just call her 'the old trout'!'

"You hearing aid you miserable, mean, catankerous old git."

Have A Nice Day (piss off)

I don't know what my beef is today...