Grumpy Gus Pillows

Moanathon.

Sign on desk reads: 'Thanks for not wishing me a nice day.'

I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns...

'It's a bloody-cross-breed.'

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

Meeting at the Grumpy Old Men's Pub.

Old Man Journal

'I try to avoid the trap of letting my idleness define me.'

'He lives in a house, and it's by the side of the road, but he's still not a friend to man.'

Grumpy Old Men

"To be perfectly honest, Tarquin, I get fed up listening to your stories about 'the good old days'."

'Please don't say a word to me until my coffee gets right...about...here.

'Kids get right up my nose!'

"If you're going out, pick up some candles."

'Sunnyside down.'

Whinge drinkers: 'Music is too loud as usual', 'You can never get a seat'.

'To be honest, you're the only one who sometimes bothers to hear my complaints.'

At the Irritable Bowel Syndrome Convention.

'FQ...?'

'Quick, the coffee!'

Beware of Curmudgeon!

"Being in the now today sure ain't like the good ol' now!"

"Oh, my arthurs a breeder too, contempt mainly!"

"Tuna on rye, hold the smile."

"Well, we’ve covered the weather, my prostate, your incontinence … I suppose our idiot children are up next?"

Uncle Murray Weekly

'Maybe the world isn't getting less friendly, maybe you're just getting grumpier.'

'Maybe the world isn't getting less friendly, maybe you're getting grumpier.'

'The problem with politics is politicians!'

"No more cross buns for you!"

'Face it Marvin, you're a madstrom of conflicting emotions.'

Grumpy old men: I was an nwanted child, even my mother left me before I was born.

Pissed-off hour.

Moan Pig.

'Not now - I'm under a lot of atmospheric pressure.'