Grumpy Gizzards Pillows

Whinge drinkers: 'Music is too loud as usual', 'You can never get a seat'.

Sign on desk reads: 'Thanks for not wishing me a nice day.'

I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns...

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

'I try to avoid the trap of letting my idleness define me.'

Meeting at the Grumpy Old Men's Pub.

Everyone at happy hour is grumpy.

Visiting 'friends'.

'He lives in a house, and it's by the side of the road, but he's still not a friend to man.'

Grumpy Old Men

Moanathon.

'To be honest, you're the only one who sometimes bothers to hear my complaints.'

"If you're going out, pick up some candles."

'Kids get right up my nose!'

'Sunnyside down.'

I brought your coffee and a list of new things about the world you're going to have to learn to accept

'Good Morning!'

'FQ...?'

Beware of Curmudgeon!

"Tuna on rye, hold the smile."

"Being in the now today sure ain't like the good ol' now!"

'Maybe the world isn't getting less friendly, maybe you're getting grumpier.'

'No.'

Moan Pig.

"No more cross buns for you!"

Pissed-off hour.

'Face it Marvin, you're a madstrom of conflicting emotions.'

'Mrs Gridlington doesn't like being referred to as 'duck' or 'dearie'...so I just call her 'the old trout'!'

"I'm way past mid-life crisis and knee-deep in old age rage!"

'I see your Alan's got his Christmas face on again.'

'Well, Mr. Grumpy, who got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning?'

Have A Nice Day (piss off)

'I'll kill that dog of yours.'