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'Too late. The spelling test was first period.'

Come dine with me!

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

Try to guess the continent dining...

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

Barbeque Casualty.

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

Party time.

Doughboy Dad

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

"Your meal sounded nice."

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

'Looks like no Christmas bonus this year.'

You're the sizzle in my roast!

There! I've made my year's supply of zucchini bread! That's kind of a lot. How can you store them all? It's no problem. I just throw out last year's supply.

Kid blowing bubble takes off.

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

Nutrition-Free Diet

Thermidor Dali

Dad's old fashioned barbeque

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."