Grub Enthusiast Pillows

'Too late. The spelling test was first period.'

Come dine with me!

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

Try to guess the continent dining...

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

Barbeque Casualty.

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

Party time.

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

Doughboy Dad

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

You're the sizzle in my roast!

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

Kid blowing bubble takes off.

"Your meal sounded nice."

'Looks like no Christmas bonus this year.'

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

Nutrition-Free Diet

Thermidor Dali

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

Dad's old fashioned barbeque

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."