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"Actually, it really was the Ploughman's lunch!"

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'I know it's gassy...'

City Boy.

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Men's fragrances...

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

Dinner at the Jolly Sandboys (opening to Ch 19)

The Endangered Species: Your Local Pub

JOE'S 'COME ON - YOU KNOW YOU REALLY WANT IT' BAR.

Professional woman in pub

Drunken singers in a public house

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

'Fancy a swift half?'

The Reaper's Arms

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

"My wife is trying to stop me doing my flamingo impression." "You must put your foot down! "

"Your shout!"

Anton's Bar and Grill

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"

'Do not stand while the room is in motion.'

'Talking of of big tops have you seen the new barmaid at the Green Dragon?'

"Not quite what I meant when I said your presentation should include a bar chart."

William Tell Overture

"Excuse me - could you direct me to a grass verge..?"

'I haven't had too much at the pub - one packet of salt-and-vinegar and a cheese-and-onion.'

'It was a lot more congenial when we had happy hour.'

'The Bear' pub, changed to 'The Bull.'

Let's have the cod. It'll be extinct soon.

"I feel a draft."