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"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

'I know it's gassy...'

City Boy.

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Men's fragrances...

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a bubble like this?"

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

The Endangered Species: Your Local Pub

JOE'S 'COME ON - YOU KNOW YOU REALLY WANT IT' BAR.

"Whoa! Was that today?"

Professional woman in pub

Drunken singers in a public house

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

The Reaper's Arms

Anton's Bar and Grill

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"

'Talking of of big tops have you seen the new barmaid at the Green Dragon?'

"I'm surprised at you, Ted. You know we're not allowed to serve alcoholic beverages to dogs."

"Your shout!"

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

"My wife is trying to stop me doing my flamingo impression." "You must put your foot down! "

'Do not stand while the room is in motion.'

"Not quite what I meant when I said your presentation should include a bar chart."

Let's have the cod. It'll be extinct soon.

'It was a lot more congenial when we had happy hour.'

'The Bear' pub, changed to 'The Bull.'

'I haven't had too much at the pub - one packet of salt-and-vinegar and a cheese-and-onion.'

"Excuse me - could you direct me to a grass verge..?"