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"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'I know it's gassy...'

City Boy.

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Men's fragrances...

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a bubble like this?"

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

The Endangered Species: Your Local Pub

"Whoa! Was that today?"

Professional woman in pub

JOE'S 'COME ON - YOU KNOW YOU REALLY WANT IT' BAR.

Drunken singers in a public house

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

The Reaper's Arms

"I'm surprised at you, Ted. You know we're not allowed to serve alcoholic beverages to dogs."

"Your shout!"

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"

"My wife is trying to stop me doing my flamingo impression." "You must put your foot down! "

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

'Do not stand while the room is in motion.'

Anton's Bar and Grill

'Talking of of big tops have you seen the new barmaid at the Green Dragon?'

'It's your round.'

"Not quite what I meant when I said your presentation should include a bar chart."

"I feel a draft."

'Beer? Wassat then?'

"Excuse me - could you direct me to a grass verge..?"

Let's have the cod. It'll be extinct soon.