Growing Tomatoes Gifts

Allotment

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

An old man growing berries

(No caption). Woman bundled up against the cold weather smiles as she thinks of a big ripe red tomato.

You will always find a spot to garden

'I think Fred's taken the idea of having a conservatory a little too far!'

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

"And not only do I make my own pizza sauce, I have a special way of crushing the tomatoes!"

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

I think we may have genetically overmodified the tomatoes.

'Be sure to ask George about his tomatoes.'

"I just knew there had to be a better use for tomatoes than making boring old sandwiches."

"The judges aren't too impressed!"

'This is my wife Hilda, who is quite a tomato herself!'

"I'm going to a concert by a really famous superstar....he deserves to be pelted with expensive organic tomatoes!"

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

Arctic Hothouse

This plant is a lousy malingerer!

"It says here...'palm tree'." (landscape)

'These were developed in the 1980s - they're a heritage genetically modified variety.'

'Manure, you say? We always put custard on our rhubarb!'

'Grow you son of a bitch!'

"And then in Italy Paola's collection of canned tomatoes is unrivaled"

Two men stand back to back as the sun rises; one man holds a basket labeled "Tomato" while the other holds a basket labeled "To-mah-to".

Mrs. Fergensun unfortunately was crushed before getting what would surely have been a prize winning tomato to the county fair.

"Oh, Kevin. You are truly the Tomato Whisperer."

...Suddenly the anti-GM demo turned ugly.

"Oh, Kevin. You are truly the Tomato Whisperer."

With a fresh, homegrown tomato tasting this fantasic, it makes no sense that "garden variety" means "ordinary"!

Tomatoes in the form of Toes

Orchid show. Do you have experience with many species. Do I ever! I've killed on of those, and some of those, and

Where 'Stewed Tomatoes' come from.

A man loves gardening.