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'Remind me, what should I be thanking my lucky stars for?'

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

He looks so natural lying there...

'I swear by my spell checker. I have a mental block for spelling. Even 'Hooqued on Foniks' didn't help.'

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

'You got clowns in your engine. That's what's making them funny noises.'

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"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

"He was a grouch when I met him. It was love at first gripe."

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

"There's something very funny about those two!"

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Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.

"My guess is you've been telling too many sick jokes."

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

'The donor for your face transplant was a Mr. Bonzo.'

'...Just because you hired me doesn't mean I have to entertain.'

"Let's try it again. Hand over your wallet, and this time, don't try anything funny."

'The owners are a bunch of clowns.'

A clown has a revelation at the shrink 'And then one day it dawned on me Doc... we're just not funny!'

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

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'The bouquet is reminiscent of rubber nose - but then, it always is...'

'Todd don't be such a clown...'

"What? Too soon?"

Great progress has been made in the science of genetic clowning.

'AH AH! I KNEW YOU WERE CLOWNING AROUND ON ME!'

'It's lonely at the big top.'