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'I'm a big admirer of your work.'

'-if it wasn't you at 'Toys-R-Us then it was your double!'

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

"What the hell took so long?"

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

In case of emergency - use tin opener...

The discovery of electricity...

'It's an antique!'

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

Children playing games

'Don't bother Daddy -- He fell in the moat again.'

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.'

"Professor, this changes everything."

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

"Is 'family' friend of foe?"

Dieting Motivation.

You are now leaving Everything..."Well, now I've seen everything."

Clearing the castle's moat.

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

Windmill

'You might want to try another photographer, Sire. This one tends to cut the heads off.'

'I need a jump!'

"Oooh... bacon!"

Ventriloquist Grave