Grotto Explorer Mugs

'I'm a big admirer of your work.'

'-if it wasn't you at 'Toys-R-Us then it was your double!'

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

"What the hell took so long?"

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

The discovery of electricity...

In case of emergency - use tin opener...

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

'It's an antique!'

Children playing games

'Don't bother Daddy -- He fell in the moat again.'

Childrens Books. This pop-up book would make a great 3-D movie!

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.'

Cliff Notes

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

Dieting Motivation.

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

"Is 'family' friend of foe?"

"Professor, this changes everything."

You have the worst spring breath.

You are now leaving Everything..."Well, now I've seen everything."

Clearing the castle's moat.

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

'I think you'll get a kick out of our 'haunted' MRI, Mrs. Hanratty.'

Windmill

'Ã…w, gee whiz, Mom -- all the other kids have velociraptors!'

"Oooh... bacon!"