Graveyard Explorer Mugs

'I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you.'

'Wasn't there three of you guys when we started?'

"Spiteful to the very end."

John Ixon: Ran Out of Survival Tips.

'So this is where the heart is...'

Quicksand Swamp - Cheap Burial Plots.

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

Anti-Desecration Patrol.

Grandpa cheats death, puts in a pool.

First words: 'Da-da...'. Last words: 'Ah-argh!'

'Too much coffee...can't sleep...'

'Oh, come on. We just need one more body. Please die.'

'Gasp, we've found it - it's the legendary Human's Graveyard!'

Eric Javin - A shining example of modesty

Fred Penfeather - hatched 1934, scratched 1995.

Graveyard digger claw machine game.

Ventriloquist Grave

More and more people around the world are asking to be buried with their phones, in case of a premature burial...

RIP Salvador Dali 1904-1989

Just unburied.

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

He always was a tad impatient.

Headstone reading 'Only Sleeping'.

Graves: Ernest Moss Ventriloquists. . . 'Georgie'

"There will never be another auctioneer with a sense of humour like dear old Norman."

'He'll never hurt anyone again."

Rudy I'd like you to meet Tom, a member of Tightwads United. Wow. Sir. I dug this up at a ceremony. Awesome! Behold, the deceased's dentures.

A tombstone in a cemetery reads "Prentiss W. Burchmeyer - Born July 16, 1908, Dined at the White House May 3, 1984, Died March 30 1987".

Michael Hall 1930-2002: wonderful father, devoted husband, benevolent employer, generous citizen, BUT...

"Back in 15 min."

"It's going to rain — I can feel it in my bones."

"No skulls, just whatever you can carry home..."

"First, let me say how much I appreciate your 6-foot social distancing."

"Well, ya gotta go when ya gotta go."

Pranking Zombies