Gross But Lovable Club Pillows

"Sure, it's disgusting, but it's nice to have something that needs me."

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

'Do you know the way to San Jose without breaking into a Bacharach number?'

"Would you like to try them out?"

Niche Extracurriculars

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized we need a vacation.'

Gentleman's Club Scene

'Shh, let me do the talking.'

Pole Vaulting Club

'Good grief, Martha...surely I can slump into a little grouchiness occasionally.'

Cricket wife's revenge 9

Circus doctor.

'...And in local weather, Ken's cologne has clashed with Trish's hair spray, causing a thunder shower over the news desk.'

A sheep shearing herself on stage - A sheep strip show

The Boise Chapter of the Polar Bear Club celebrates the news that it's been given 'Endangered Species' status.

'As President of the Annoying Saying Society, just let me say,,,,,enjoy,'

Red Hat Society.

'Aaaawww...You're cute when you are wrong.'

Interior Monologuist

'See, it's of a joke on it. I call it the 'Comedy Club'.'

'I heard he was funny.'

'Remind me, what should I be thanking my lucky stars for?'

"Whenever it's a damn drizzly November in me soul, I do a little profit taking."

"Rule one of Fart Club is everyone follows through in this Fart Club."

'So, you've been under the knife as well?'

"The grossest thing you can imagine is being shoved feet first into an 'icky' spiderweb...are you kidding me?"

The Life of the Party

Losers' club: non-motivational coach available.

'Next on the agenda...we need to discuss the club's inability to attract new members..."

The Stand-about society.

Girl Guided Missile

'We play in the cat protection league.'

"I can't believe you're breaking up with me in my favorite restaurant."

'Sir, why are you lifting up the carpet?'

"Boy, that performance stunk!"