Gross But Lovable Club Gifts

"Sure, it's disgusting, but it's nice to have something that needs me."

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"Would you like to try them out?"

Niche Extracurriculars

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized we need a vacation.'

'Shh, let me do the talking.'

Gentleman's Club Scene

Pole Vaulting Club

Cricket wife's revenge 9

'...And in local weather, Ken's cologne has clashed with Trish's hair spray, causing a thunder shower over the news desk.'

'Good grief, Martha...surely I can slump into a little grouchiness occasionally.'

Circus doctor.

A sheep shearing herself on stage - A sheep strip show

The Boise Chapter of the Polar Bear Club celebrates the news that it's been given 'Endangered Species' status.

'As President of the Annoying Saying Society, just let me say,,,,,enjoy,'

'Aaaawww...You're cute when you are wrong.'

Interior Monologuist

'I heard he was funny.'

'See, it's of a joke on it. I call it the 'Comedy Club'.'

'Remind me, what should I be thanking my lucky stars for?'

The Life of the Party

"Rule one of Fart Club is everyone follows through in this Fart Club."

"The grossest thing you can imagine is being shoved feet first into an 'icky' spiderweb...are you kidding me?"

'So, you've been under the knife as well?'

"Whenever it's a damn drizzly November in me soul, I do a little profit taking."

Losers' club: non-motivational coach available.

'Next on the agenda...we need to discuss the club's inability to attract new members..."

"I can't believe you're breaking up with me in my favorite restaurant."

"Boy, that performance stunk!"

'Sir, why are you lifting up the carpet?'

'We play in the cat protection league.'

Girl Guided Missile

The Stand-about society.

Misery Loves Co., Inc.