Accident-prone Club Pillows

Misery Loves Co., Inc.

Worry tank

Beware of Falling Notice.

"You run into a window, too?"

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

"Too much club."

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

"...Bug bites, barbecue and lawn mower...and you?"

'Quick! Contact my doctor!'

Broken ankle.

'Please! Take these and let my buddy go!!'

"I sprained it trying to open my medicine."

Just Do It. Just Did It.

I've got sharp pains in my ribs after playing sports.... - 'It's porbably muscular... just take pain killers.' - 'Could it be a cracked rib though?' - 'Possibly.' - 'What would I do if it was a cracked rib?' - 'Take more painkillers.' -

The Old Good Cop/Bad Cop Routine.

You're in luck! I'm the doctor who'll be patching you up after the match.

'Where the hell are my clubs ?'

"Sure, it's disgusting, but it's nice to have something that needs me."

"I raced a train to the level crossing. It was a tie."

Medical insurance reminder

"Hazmat's been very good to me. But my first real love is still beekeeping."

'I would say that we have unearthed ancient hunting weapons.'

Attack of footballs.

'So - what's your problem?'

Murphy and his brother 'sod' at work on their now famous law.

"Oh, that's Mr Norris. He's our risk analyst."

Life on Earth - dog bandage.

"Sorry I didn't return your calls of earlier today."

'Forget the water, give me some golf clubs. I haven't swung a club in days.'