Groin Injury Survivors Gifts

"Mom said Dad pulled a groin surfing Mendocino. When will he realize he's not 60 anymore?"

"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh."

"Chaplain, the lord should put warning labels on some of his creations."

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Gary turns 40.

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

No caption. (Man wearing a cast is in traction. He imagines sheep lining up to jump fence. Sheep also wear casts.)

"L.L. Bean slippers... $25.00 Ambulance ride to hospital... $500.00 X-rays of spine... $350.00 Three refills of hydrocodone... priceless!"

"It's from my first fight. So make the stitches big so I'll have a gnarly scar to show off."

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

Kid with plaster cast being sawn off.

'Very funny!'

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

Time Out For Teddy

"Friends have been scribbling on my cast."

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

"That's where the pain gets me, doc."

Being Serenading in Casualty

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

"It will be okay to hop when you go home but don't try to run."

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

"No more tickling Daddy for awhile, 'kay Puddin?'"

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

"That's right - 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.' You just keep on thinking that..."

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

Man with broken leg in cast.

Footballer with a broken leg and a ball in his cast.

'Very funny!'

"I got it in the sales."

'I tried it at home...'

"Just badly sprained thank goodness... I was so scared it might be broken..."

A dog bringing a pirate his peg leg.

"Any improvement since I brought the balloon?"