Grocery List Lyricist Gifts

Looking for a gift that hits all the right notes for a grocery list lyricist? Our selection of fun and clever products captures the playful, musical essence of food-inspired creativity. Whether they’re humming tuna or serenading strawberries, these items celebrate the joy of food and song. Ideal for cooks, chefs, or anyone who finds inspiration in everyday ingredients, our gifts turn culinary humor into art. Discover a unique way to say you appreciate their lyrical foodie spirit with gifts that are as playful as their melodies.

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'A loaf of bread, a quart of milk, cheese. A loaf of bread, a quart of milk, cheese... a loaf of bread...'

'A loaf of bread, a quart of milk, cheese. A loaf of bread, a quart of milk, cheese... a loaf of bread...' mockup

'A loaf of bread, a quart of milk, cheese. A loaf of bread, a quart of milk, cheese... a loaf of bread...'

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"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?" mockup

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

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"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away." mockup

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

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Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle mockup

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

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'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'

'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'

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"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

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"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!" mockup

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

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"Yes, I know, Munger. But Wallace Stevens didn't scribble his damned verses on company time."

"Yes, I know, Munger. But Wallace Stevens didn't scribble his damned verses on company time." mockup

"Yes, I know, Munger. But Wallace Stevens didn't scribble his damned verses on company time."

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Friendly bacteria

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'And this one is just today's grocery list from my wife.'

'And this one is just today's grocery list from my wife.' mockup

'And this one is just today's grocery list from my wife.'

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'I tried those once. They leaked.' mockup

'I tried those once. They leaked.'

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'Are these mushrooms edible?'

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"Who's next?"

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"Louie 'Three Fingers,' Tony 'The Chin,' Joey Alfonso... Dang it, Vinny, you brought me the hit list instead of the grocery list!"

"Louie 'Three Fingers,' Tony 'The Chin,' Joey Alfonso... Dang it, Vinny, you brought me the hit list instead of the grocery list!" mockup

"Louie 'Three Fingers,' Tony 'The Chin,' Joey Alfonso... Dang it, Vinny, you brought me the hit list instead of the grocery list!"

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Fresh Food and Regurgitated

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"Would you like your milk in a bag?" mockup

"Would you like your milk in a bag?"

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RAP SCALLION, 'Don't call me no ONION, that ain't my name, I'm BETTA than an onion, but I got no FAME, put me on yo' SAN'wich, put me in yo' SOUP....'

RAP SCALLION, 'Don't call me no ONION, that ain't my name, I'm BETTA than an onion, but I got no FAME, put me on yo' SAN'wich, put me in yo' SOUP....' mockup

RAP SCALLION, 'Don't call me no ONION, that ain't my name, I'm BETTA than an onion, but I got no FAME, put me on yo' SAN'wich, put me in yo' SOUP....'

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