Grocery List Lyricist Pillows

'A loaf of bread, a quart of milk, cheese. A loaf of bread, a quart of milk, cheese... a loaf of bread...'

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

"Yes, I know, Munger. But Wallace Stevens didn't scribble his damned verses on company time."

Friendly bacteria

'And this one is just today's grocery list from my wife.'

'I tried those once. They leaked.'

'Are these mushrooms edible?'

"Who's next?"

"Louie 'Three Fingers,' Tony 'The Chin,' Joey Alfonso... Dang it, Vinny, you brought me the hit list instead of the grocery list!"

Fresh Food and Regurgitated

"Would you like your milk in a bag?"

RAP SCALLION, 'Don't call me no ONION, that ain't my name, I'm BETTA than an onion, but I got no FAME, put me on yo' SAN'wich, put me in yo' SOUP....'

"Today is catch-your-own day."

Christmas food.

"OMG! I've bought wine instead of milk...again!"

Fish counter: sole/solemate.

Holds leftovers, easy to carry... Gotta say, he almost had me. Right up to th 'Keeps food fresh' part. What a waste of a good idea.

'Well isn't it ironic that we come all this way for fresh meat, and only stuff we find is deep-frozen?'

"This is it! The perfect turkey!"

'I said Mascarpone not Mask A Pony!'

Free sample stand in food market.

'Firstly Madame, the Green Grocer is across the road and secondly that should explain why your 'bananas' are vibrating...!'

Why there aren't so many poem writing business men...

'The first dozen ingredients in this cereal are various sugars.'

Man trying to decide from way too many cashew options.

'I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well actually, it's more of a wrap.'

Under new management. But still no bananas.

"We can put a man on the moon, but we can't put a Trader Joe's on Wailea Beach?!"