Grim Storyteller Pillows

Grim Reaper on a desert island

"So they either all get the virus and civilization collapses or they all hide at home and. . . civilization collapses. Win-win!"

'Why do I get the impression that my 401(k) isn't performing well.'

"This city is becoming unlivable."

'Due to recent staff cut-backs and consolidations, I'll be handling your death AND your taxes this year!'

"Someone to see you!"

'I foresee an and to our global troubles ... The world will end tomorrow.'

"Hey. When I want your help, I'll ask for it."

Delta and Omicron Race

"Honey, I have to go to the Moria refugee camp. I'll be back soon, the work there will practically take cake of itself."

Clown looks nervously at Grim Reaper eating a banana next to him.

Lady to tombstone: 'Sam, I invested all of your money in an IPO last week ... we're millionaires!'

"I recommend the mushrooms."

Covid Boarding Pass

"If we want to get across our warnings about the dire consequences of not saving for a future then we need powerful dramatic message!"

Death reads a bedtime story.

"To be perfectly honest, Tarquin, I get fed up listening to your stories about 'the good old days'."

"Stop pestering me. Dating you is the last thing I'd do."

"It looks like they're getting tougher, honey."

'You wanted a second opinion?'

"That wasn't very funny!"

"You took your time!"

"Are you Matthew Jones with a double 'T'?"

The Last Powerpoint

Grim Warning

"That dead thing in the corner looks good."

"Yes, there is a chance you'll be alive in six months... If there really is such a thing as reincarnation."

Little Red Riding Hood Meets Goldilocks Meets Hansel and Gretel

"Hey! I knew I could depend on you two!"

'The problem with politics is politicians!'

America's really racking up those frequent dier miles.

Grim Reaper in trainers.

"Sweet."