Grim Comedian Pillows

Okay, but next year I get to sit by the window!

'What's the matter... you're not grim here?'

'Why do I get the impression that my 401(k) isn't performing well.'

"This city is becoming unlivable."

'Due to recent staff cut-backs and consolidations, I'll be handling your death AND your taxes this year!'

"Someone to see you!"

'I foresee an and to our global troubles ... The world will end tomorrow.'

"Hey. When I want your help, I'll ask for it."

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

"Honey, I have to go to the Moria refugee camp. I'll be back soon, the work there will practically take cake of itself."

Delta and Omicron Race

Clown looks nervously at Grim Reaper eating a banana next to him.

Lady to tombstone: 'Sam, I invested all of your money in an IPO last week ... we're millionaires!'

"I recommend the mushrooms."

Covid Boarding Pass

"Stop pestering me. Dating you is the last thing I'd do."

"If we want to get across our warnings about the dire consequences of not saving for a future then we need powerful dramatic message!"

"It looks like they're getting tougher, honey."

'You wanted a second opinion?'

"That wasn't very funny!"

"You took your time!"

Grim Reaper on a desert island

"Are you Matthew Jones with a double 'T'?"

The Last Powerpoint

Grim Warning

"That dead thing in the corner looks good."

"Thank you for coming and thank you for your understanding that I work from home during these times."

"Yes, there is a chance you'll be alive in six months... If there really is such a thing as reincarnation."

The Grim Reaper and Nuclear Weapons.

"Hey! I knew I could depend on you two!"

America's really racking up those frequent dier miles.