Grim Comedy Enthusiasts Pillows

'What's the matter... you're not grim here?'

'Why do I get the impression that my 401(k) isn't performing well.'

"This city is becoming unlivable."

'Due to recent staff cut-backs and consolidations, I'll be handling your death AND your taxes this year!'

"Someone to see you!"

'I foresee an and to our global troubles ... The world will end tomorrow.'

"Hey. When I want your help, I'll ask for it."

Delta and Omicron Race

Clown looks nervously at Grim Reaper eating a banana next to him.

"Honey, I have to go to the Moria refugee camp. I'll be back soon, the work there will practically take cake of itself."

Lady to tombstone: 'Sam, I invested all of your money in an IPO last week ... we're millionaires!'

"I recommend the mushrooms."

"It looks like they're getting tougher, honey."

"Stop pestering me. Dating you is the last thing I'd do."

"If we want to get across our warnings about the dire consequences of not saving for a future then we need powerful dramatic message!"

Larry's Lawnmower Service. Relax, he comes in every spring to get his blade sharpened.

Covid Boarding Pass

'You wanted a second opinion?'

"Are you Matthew Jones with a double 'T'?"

"That wasn't very funny!"

"You took your time!"

'Thanks for all your hard work.'

"If she sings it's over."

The Last Powerpoint

Death awaits the last leaf of Autumn with a rake.

'A hearse! a hearse! my kingdom for a hearse!'

"Yes, there is a chance you'll be alive in six months... If there really is such a thing as reincarnation."

Grim Warning

"That dead thing in the corner looks good."

The Grim Reaper and Nuclear Weapons.

Covid Art

"Hey! I knew I could depend on you two!"

America's really racking up those frequent dier miles.

"Thank you for coming and thank you for your understanding that I work from home during these times."

"Let 'em say what they will about you guys...you're the only dudes I can always count on to be there for me."