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Grim Reaper on a desert island

"So they either all get the virus and civilization collapses or they all hide at home and. . . civilization collapses. Win-win!"

'Why do I get the impression that my 401(k) isn't performing well.'

"This city is becoming unlivable."

'Due to recent staff cut-backs and consolidations, I'll be handling your death AND your taxes this year!'

"Someone to see you!"

'I foresee an and to our global troubles ... The world will end tomorrow.'

"Hey. When I want your help, I'll ask for it."

Delta and Omicron Race

"Honey, I have to go to the Moria refugee camp. I'll be back soon, the work there will practically take cake of itself."

Clown looks nervously at Grim Reaper eating a banana next to him.

Lady to tombstone: 'Sam, I invested all of your money in an IPO last week ... we're millionaires!'

"I recommend the mushrooms."

"To be perfectly honest, Tarquin, I get fed up listening to your stories about 'the good old days'."

"Stop pestering me. Dating you is the last thing I'd do."

Larry's Lawnmower Service. Relax, he comes in every spring to get his blade sharpened.

Covid Boarding Pass

"If we want to get across our warnings about the dire consequences of not saving for a future then we need powerful dramatic message!"

"It looks like they're getting tougher, honey."

Death reads a bedtime story.

'You wanted a second opinion?'

"You took your time!"

"Are you Matthew Jones with a double 'T'?"

"That wasn't very funny!"

'Thanks for all your hard work.'

The Last Powerpoint

Death awaits the last leaf of Autumn with a rake.

"Yes, there is a chance you'll be alive in six months... If there really is such a thing as reincarnation."

"That dead thing in the corner looks good."

Little Red Riding Hood Meets Goldilocks Meets Hansel and Gretel

'The problem with politics is politicians!'

"Sweet."

Grim Warning

America's really racking up those frequent dier miles.

"Hey! I knew I could depend on you two!"